How Wesley Thinks….

• Wesley was talking about reindeer in the car. Jay started telling him the names, but he stops Jay and says," NO Dad, their names are Hammer, Smokey, Blacky, Bob, and Bryan."
• Wesley asks, "Dad is Big Foot bad?' Jay says,"No he just has big feet." Wesley responds," OH! That’s because he has no socks or jammies on!"
• On the way to pre-school sitting in traffic Wesley said," Hey Dad, we can pull over there and get in our space ship or air plane. Oh I know we can go to the store and get "ROCKET BOOTS" you can have green ones, I can have blue rocket boots. Then we can fly over the cars and go to school!"
• Jay Hann I got this sponge for car washing. Wesley adopted it as his Sponge Bob bath toy! He picked it up in the garage and started singing, SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!

• Daddy, I don’t like quiet time! Quiet time is too fake! (?!? Trying to use big words..)